They see her rollin’, they hatin
Barrel Roll Witch
Jinny the Witch? More like Jinny the B!tch, am I right?! Tough crowd. You’ll remember, we told you all about Jinny and her rat lathering ways. Now, Jinny got off quite lightly. A few days of hard labour and a smash hit timeless pop song? Jinny the Rich, more like! Ok, that’s enough.
Beware the vengeance of those witches condemned to a creatively grotesque death at Slieau Whallian Mountain. Reportedly the inspiration for sh!t-rap sensations Limp Bizkit’s seminal wank anthem ‘Rollin’, suspected witches were rolled down the mountain in SPIKED barrels.
If the lucky gals survived, their momentary relief soon gave way to despair: They were adjudged to be necromancing hags and condemned to death. Presumably not by yet more barrel rollin’. THE WITCHES WILL HAUNT US ALL!